panda sunset

noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
by the_dutch_fist September 04, 2006
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Albino Panda

"The albino panda is native to nearly everywhere. Other names include albino grizzly bear, giant albino koala, abominable snow-bear, albino black bear, polar bear, Ethan Frey without a tan, and hairy old guy."
by crudesexualpun October 07, 2013
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panda madness

1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.
Holy shit honey, that man has panda madness!
by Harry Truman April 06, 2008
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Dirty Panda

When you shove a raccoon up your asshole
Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life
by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020
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Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.
by ERICISONFIRE May 30, 2010
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Panda Sex

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
by Kermy615 September 12, 2018
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Reverse Panda

A car with a different color hood or door.
Your car is all black but the hood is white. Looks like a Reverse Panda.
by fblood July 03, 2009
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