Open your eyes

What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.

Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.

by burkeri September 2, 2011

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open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.

This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."

by mrburlesk October 1, 2017

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ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

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Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

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open sea club

Like the mile high club, but on a boat. It additionally combines the fact that one is on the sea and that legs are being opened.

Ashley joined the open sea club when she fucked Brad on his father's yacht.

by snchzmax April 16, 2018

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secret open relationship

a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship

person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”

person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”

person 1: “bet, imma slide”

by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019

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