Loaf

Someone who does stuff just to make girls laugh or just to look cool in front of girls

Caleb is such a loaf he kept making fun of Carson in front of the table of freshman girls.

by NotLoafin August 25, 2022

road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime

Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road

by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014

The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.

After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”

by BushesBaldBoys May 23, 2021

Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf

"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"

by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024

Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.

Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.

Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."

by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 4, 2017

Loafs

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’

It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.

by Olpust27 December 15, 2018