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Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"
by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024
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Surround Sound Bitching

when everyones bugging you from every direction, front, behind, left, right. Hence, surround sound bitching!
i always get surround sound bitching can yall please fuck off?
by criticaul July 9, 2024
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secondhand sound waves

When you receive music or any other sort of sound that you don't want to hear through means that aren't under your control. Secondhand sound waves are often contracted in stores or other people's cars.
Alan: Dude, will you change the station? I'm dying of secondhand sound waves over here.
Dave: Yeah, sorry man. I forgot you don't like Greenday.
by Deux August 1, 2012
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Sound off season

When you rethink your life choices for a few days or months because your'e in such a bad state.
"Hey I am a depressed mess right now so I will take a two-week leave for sound off season."
by xzid20 October 3, 2025
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The sound of silence

People talking without speaking... People hearing without listening...
Hym "Yeah, I meant to bring up the sound of silence earlier. The algorithm fed me the Disturbed cover and I was like 'Yeah, dawg, it totally do be like that.' And then I was going to say something about it... And this is it. Also, I'll break through eventually... Whoever you're talking to is telling you to do the exact opposite of what you need to do here and if I'm right you LITERALLY CAN'T HURT ME and you CAN hurt them... And if I'm right about you trying to kill me thrice they almost got you all killed... So..."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Sound Whoring

The act of demanding silence to pay very close attention to sounds, especially footsteps.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2023
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Sounding

When you shove long, elegant, metal sticks up your urethra
Jacko "I can't wait to go home and do some sounding"
Alyssa "Oh yes daddy I would love to join you pleasssssse"
by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022
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