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Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”
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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day

Massive nonce 

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
Massive nonce by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

croc nonce 

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
croc nonce by NonceNick October 17, 2021
A large boy who likes kids under 12
Fat nonce by Mikeford November 1, 2021

No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!
No Nonce November by NonceNick November 2, 2021