microwave heart

If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!

A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.

Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!

by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009

chicken heart

The act of pulling your balls out and telling someone to look at your "chicken heart".

Ben woke Kevin up and told him to look at his chicken heart. Then Kevin farted in Bish's face.

by Ben and cousin Justin March 28, 2003

Heart Of Darkness

1. the mean of torturing high school seniors to the point of death....seriously.

2. the shittiest novel you will EVER read...that is if you ever get past the first two words!

3. a BIG ASS WASTE OF TIME

EX:

Did you read Heart of Darkness??

the first word....FML HOLY SHIT OMG.....I HAD TO SCREAM THE SECOND WORD OUT because i couldnt handle it!!!

what was the first and second words??

Marlow WENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by KB^2INC March 27, 2010

The heart stopper

A sexual Manuever.

Performed by picking up various hookers, and driving them off a cliff.

I gave a couple hookers The Heart Stopper last night... They're dead.

by Matt Kelly April 7, 2007

heart knowledge

1. The maturity of your emotions.

2. The extent of which you understand your partner.

1. eg. His heart knowledge was lacking to such extent that he rocked up to his anniversary with another woman.

2. eg. His heart knowledge was so great for her, that he knew how to comfort her in the event of her father's death.

eg. her heart knowledge was so limited that she didn't notice his absence of smile.

by ...............talia.................... February 8, 2008

Green heart

When you are with a group of friends that make you feel happy and sexually aroused

When Jessica was with the guys she experienced heavy green heart

by clapemcheeks February 25, 2019

Flowering Heart

A Korean anime-ish series aimed at children. The series is about a young pink-haired girl named Aria, and her friends Suha and Min with their daily adventures and trying to stop Trump's evil plans with the help a matured man named Chess. There is also a young, evil girl named Shuel who later joined forces with Aria after knowing that she had been brainwashed by Trump. This show has 2 seasons so far. It's actually a pretty good series, with lots of humour, school life, and magical girl stuff.

Flowering Heart is a great series. Every episode haseft me in suspense and a cliffhanger situation.

by LaserImouto November 5, 2023