Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

Spinach can

The spinach can is from dhmis 5 and is the best character :)

Friend:who’s your favorite teacher in Dhmis
Me: I like spinach can :)

by I.like.anime.south.park.dhmis March 20, 2022

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016