Nate

Nate is the type of human being that can be an utter dyslexic retard or a sweet, cute but pedophilic bitch who gets everyone's attention for being the biggest, fattest, dyslexic person you know. Nate is also the type of person to lie about who he really is, for example, he says his dick size is 20 inches, 20! but in reality we all know that when a Nate is lying about his dick size, he is an insecure fatty with a fucked up eye and will never pull a woman but will pull a man from anywhere. If you know a Nate you need to run away and even leave the country. He will most likely steal your virginity as he had done to thousands of little children under the age of 5. When a Nate encounters a woman he is NOT the type of person to talk to them or even try to rizz em up. Instead he pulls of the classic Nate face which will INDEFENITLY scare the living shit out of any woman and make them either die of his horrific looks or make them flee the country and live in Antartica. The similarity between a clock and a Pedophile called Nate is that neither goes past 12. You know if your friend or boyfriend is really a Nate if he has committed more than 35 criminal youth sexual offenses, is fat, has a fucked up eye, is scared of women, says the N word at least 20 times a day and scares the living shit out of your family and the world.

Girl: When I saw a Nate I immediately shit my pants and ran to the nearest airport to get as far away from him as possible.
Boy: I want him sexually

by cool tiktokers to followe November 12, 2023

Nate Block

When you arrive an hour late to school and your mom emails everybody including the students about it

“Oh, Jonathan is Nate Blocking”

by Eymayo November 24, 2025

nate <3

nate is someone who cares. he didn't want to date me so we didn't end up like him and my ex-bsf. he cares, he got me over my insecurity of my smile. always talking about it. he said my smile and when we talk makes him feel something. he truley gets me

me: nate <3
others: nate <3
me: shut up hes mine

by olviiiiaiaa March 1, 2025

Nate

Someone who is awesome but teases ur friends and makes them cry.

dkjfldkfn nate

by kdflshdf September 16, 2022

Nasty Nate

Nasty Nate is NASTY at CAD. Nasty Nates are NASTY, flawless, and criminals. Most Nasty Nates have gone to prison at least 4 times. You will find Nasty Nates anywhere but in prison normally they are at their desks or committing crimes.

Sussy Baka 1: "Damn that guy is great at CAD!"
Bussy Saka 1: "That guy has to be a Nasty Nate."
Sussy Baka 2: "Yea he went to prison 8 times."

by Nastyiest November 24, 2021

nates way

Riding a motorcycle from West Virginia, south through the bottom states of America, driving up the coast and bouncing up and down through the heart of America until you arrive home.

Me and trays goin nates way, you coming?

by whiteboy304 March 18, 2014

retard nate

A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass

oh look its that dog fucker nate what a fucking retard nate is

by Nate fucker March 27, 2023