once you go black, your never going back 

Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.

Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.

Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"

once you go black, your never going back by secret12345678910 March 17, 2011

pain has never been so brilliant 

A phrase coined by the christian post-hardcore band Underoath meaning "I've never been in so much pain."

Teddy: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: sucks, man. you aiiight?
Teddy: pain has never been so brilliant

pain has never been so brilliant by underoath4ever May 14, 2009

we never asked 

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.

Jordan: I'm better than you in this game.
Me: We never asked.

we never asked by BluishDev January 23, 2022

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen 

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

once you go black you'll never go back 

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.

"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

once you go black you'll never go back by anonymous September 14, 2023

fuck and never touch again

The meaning of the acronym FANTA.

We're gonna fuck and never touch again!

fuck and never touch again by Data boi sitting in the corner March 15, 2017

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back 

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022