Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

by TBKowns September 27, 2010

inverse moustache

A woman, of the female variety, who has a very hairy lower back (just above her butt).

"That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>

by Blazeler December 14, 2008

moustache

Facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it

Hey alvaro used to have a moustache because
we forced him to shave it off

by asder March 9, 2009

Muffstache

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.

A really good band name is Muffstache.

by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008

Mustachio

A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.

Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!

by cannabliss420 July 15, 2010

Greek Mustache

When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!

by Urple September 4, 2006

Mustache Mafia Initiation

A series of embarassing and discusting things that you must go through in order to be inducted into the Mustache Mafia.

Ewww... you have to do the Mustache Mafia Initiation. Good Luck with that!!

by katielynncourtt March 24, 2011