by shandoggg May 31, 2024
Get the Murphy mug.Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
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An insane blonde (really brunette) with a serious shopping addiction. Extremely delusional always hating on boys even though there the best person in the world.
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