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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Boba Murderer

Warning: This contains information on the psychopath we like to call, Boba Murderer. Boba was born on March 23rd, Boba has a very wild personality. Being the simp she is, she has a history of being a flirt in her real life school. Boba has threatened to break my ankles at least 200 times. Boba loves doing anything DreamTeam Related!! Her hobbies include: Binge watching minecraft manhunt, drawing, listening to music, annoying me, and playing minecraft! She likes calling me gay alot, i just don't mind and try to ignore it.
POTATO: "BOBA MURDERER, NEW YOUTUBER HUH?"
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-
by PurplePotatoXD YT October 6, 2020
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Murder Drones is an Australian adult independent-animated web series created, written, and directed by Liam Vickers and produced by Glitch Productions.
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Murder balls

Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.
Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.
by Double_A January 26, 2011
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Murder Wand

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business
by murder wand May 19, 2018
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murder gun

Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.
by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012
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Murder

How to tell ur best friend u want to murder her. Like omg stop sending me to the wrong media class like get a grip or ima spin kick u to next tuesday
Ima murder your pet potato them u

U bum hole
by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020
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