Sexual muffin

The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.

She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.

by Dodgysexthing April 13, 2019

Stud-Muffin

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).

Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.

The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.

1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"

2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."

Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.

by Muttemor May 12, 2021

Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.

"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"

by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007

sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015

Angel muffin

Proper way to greet ur lover that is loving but also triggering.

Hello my angel muffin, I am here

by Ivanna1234 June 11, 2017

Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin

Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019