the old bloody mouse trick

a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke

"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"

by hip's hip March 28, 2003

Mickey Mouse ring

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.

“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

by HelloMyNameIs? May 2, 2021

Mouse

A woman's genitals. Exchanged for the slang pussy.

She's got a sweet little mouse on her.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

mousebyte

n. the condition that effects fingers and hands from extended computer use when snowed in for long periods

adj. mousebytten

n. We are under a snow emergency again today and I've been on the computer so long I have mousebyte.

adj. I am enjoying another snow day, but if I don't get offline soon, my hands will be mousebytten.

by wordup? February 10, 2010

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Mouseterbate

To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.

Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.

by Aelfstangard September 27, 2010

Mouse-Tag

It is when a woman plays with herself or when a guy plays with a woman or gives her oral sex or when two women play with each other by fingering one another oral which is by month or sex

I guess she's in her room having fun playing mouse-tag with herself,

by Mchjennin January 17, 2011