mooftard

A word I pulled out of my ass

"Hey mooftard!"
"What the fuck does that mean"

by Freeq1 July 13, 2022

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.

Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.

by cheeseslut July 13, 2022

Moofie

A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.

Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"

by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022

Moonyan

Traditional older Italians from Southern Italy refer to dark skinned people in Italy disparagingly as 'Moonyans', with historical roots traced back to peoples of northern Africa, many of whom conquered parts of Italy centuries ago.

What would you expect from that moonyan?

by RobatBklyn August 12, 2022

Mooty

A cuter version of the word moot

(Moot, mooty, pussy) slang for vagina

by Split whiska August 13, 2022

Moomy

A word to describe a strange man, normally a posh term

Are you sure you want to trust him, he seems like a Moomy

by Mr. Mr. Cold Capybara (Lemo) September 10, 2022

Moody rigged

When someone fixes something all sorts of messed up. A much more socially acceptable phrase vs “n——-r rigged” named after the famous Brandon Moody of Northern Michigan.

“That mf moody rigged my water and now when I turn the hot water knob the water comes out cold and vice versa”

by 1dong2long September 15, 2022