mobile dick

When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis

Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick

by sTaYd0Wn April 10, 2016

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brain mobilization

when your brain gets so high that you feel like you might disintegrate into oblivion

george, help, I think i'm having fatal brain mobilization

by koolcatSophiefan September 6, 2019

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D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark.

Joe : So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.

by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016

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Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

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Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

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Mobile strike

An advertisement that isn't actually a game because it died faster than my books on my shelf and their money was only spent on advertisement than the actual game. Also you can't survive without spending money on the game so you pay bills but in a game.

Also Arnold is the main character so is it positive? Nope it's not positive and Mobile Strike will remain as a sellout

Mobile strike, download for free, uninstall for free

by Uppsapa January 21, 2017

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