Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro

When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.

You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.

by wbonaventura December 30, 2022

Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

A Tiny Ethnic Minority

"OoOoOoOoOo! Gehfoigal! We're just a wittle goim! And we're surrounded by EVIL!" Israe shill

Hym "A tiny ethnic minority!? You're surrounded by hostile forces!? You WANTED TO BE THERE! You wanted to be there so bad you murdered and displaced all of the people that were living there! And now you're doing a genocide to stay there! You don't get to pull the 'We're a defenswess wittle goim' You ARE where you want to be... At the cost of everyone around you... And somehow you're still the underdog in your own delusional mind. I mean, he sounds like a football player in between halves! 'Yeah, no, we're used to a scrap but we're really gonna take it to em in the second half!'

by Hym Iam May 14, 2024

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5

the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.

composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.

what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!

by technormouse May 25, 2024

c sharp minor

the key signature for cool songs

i love hungarian rhapsody 2 in c sharp minor

by arabesquenumberone February 21, 2026

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025