mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by R. Reynolds December 11, 2008

meledwarding

Meledwarding is the process of blocking toilet facilities provided for members of the opposite sex with a large elongated deposit from the anus, whilst simultaneously sleeping with facially unblessed chavs in the workplace.

Commonly affects the Welsh and those from "deprived" areas.

She was meledwarding so much the toilets were out of action for five days.

by Mel Edwards June 19, 2008

mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.

Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

metric mile

5280 meters.

There are 7.99 metric miles in a marathon.

by @The_Jew February 12, 2010

The Mile Guy Club

When a group of male participants rent out first-class on a 747 commercial aircraft, and have a scat orgy in the rented section of the plane.

So how was your vacation steve?

It was great, I joined the mile guy club!

by Pilsburyblowboy March 12, 2011

Half mile under club

Sex in hell.

Charles and Judy are members of the half mile under club.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

under the 10 mile bridge

A Place and park In Rockford, MI under 10 Mile Road Where skaters smoke pot, weed, etc and sell it and fights there too.

Kyle "Hey dude, wanna know a good place to smoke pot and see fights"

Chris "where"

Kyle "Under The 10 Mile Bridge" In rockford.

Chris "sweet"

by st87 February 20, 2011