Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

“Hey man, pass the midget”

by Midgetqueen May 28, 2020

Midget

A word used to define Habiba

Which means she is short to be precise (158 cm tall)

E.g Habiba is a midget

by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020

Midget

A word used to describe someone short

158 cm to be precise

E.g Habiba is a midget

by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020

drop the midget

A metaphor for male masturbation.

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.

by Sally SlutAlot October 21, 2017

Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave

Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017

midget erection

When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.

Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection

by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017