My roommate is a total metrosexual. He spends hours in the bathroom, he talks about other men lovingly, he always complains about women, how they aren't as pretty as him, and he never watches girl-on-girl pornography. For some reason, he likes the ones with all the black guys.
by DevilDisn November 14, 2004
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by go_tard_willie September 11, 2005
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The best means of transportation if you are a teenager living in LA. you can get from the valley to the beach in and hour and a half , if your lucky . wich is prety fuking awsum , considering it would take anyone near the 101 a lifetime to travel the same distance, but of course there are a few bad things about going metro, for one , the busses are not as common on smalll streets , or streets metro chose to not give a shit about, Two there will be an ocasional bum taking up half the back of the buss with his mobile cardboard appartment . Three , thoes korean old ladies sure can get nasty if you happen to be sitting in the front of the buss , where they are prioretized. four , most of us more frequent metro goers , will have noticed that every buss driver seems to be an African american female, with freaky five inch nails , that makes you wonder if she can properly handle that steering wheel. but overall, metro is the shit.
ex1) forgot his metro buss pass and he had to hitchhike to school.
ex2)that korean lady just beat the shit out me with chiken for refusing to get up and give her my seat.
ex3) the bum sitting next to susie on the buss gave her a love hug and she never recovered
ex2)that korean lady just beat the shit out me with chiken for refusing to get up and give her my seat.
ex3) the bum sitting next to susie on the buss gave her a love hug and she never recovered
by keyboardpenny August 8, 2008
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A straight guy who can sometimes be mistaken as homosexual. They tend to have a wide knowledge in art and fashion. However, they have no attraction to men. They are sometimes said to be like a women or to have homosexual traits. Despite the fact that they're straight, they're OK with homosexuality and sometimes appaer to be flattered when asked out by one.
That kid is so gay.
Really? Why?
He carries skin and hair products and obsesses about his looks.
So? He's going out with a girl. He's metro sexual!
Why does he hug his best friend, who's a guy then. maybe he's bi.
He's probably also hetro-gay with him. After all, they've been friends for years.
Really? Why?
He carries skin and hair products and obsesses about his looks.
So? He's going out with a girl. He's metro sexual!
Why does he hug his best friend, who's a guy then. maybe he's bi.
He's probably also hetro-gay with him. After all, they've been friends for years.
by metrosexualbutgaywithmybud April 11, 2010
Get the metro sexual mug.noun. An s.meter, pronounced "s-meter", is a machine that can actually detect the s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) in an individual s.m.i.t.h. kind of person. It also mesures the s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m. (see s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m.) in people too.
by JuBr October 9, 2006
Get the s.meter mug.Acting like a girl, caring about what u look like way too much. Pretty muchh all the symptoms of being gay except the but F***ing guys.
by Josh Stern January 14, 2005
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