Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?
by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020

by sabjiisnotock August 22, 2021

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.
When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

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by malex dream dream November 5, 2018

when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.
the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.
by Kevinw05 August 22, 2022
