Mass Retardation

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends

Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”

by tapewormstapler March 21, 2021

negative mass

A form of mass that repels, not attracts.
Expressed as: -1 kg

Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?

by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Mass •ᴥ•

Better than zylently in every way possible

Mass •ᴥ• is better than zylently... In every way... Possible

by Mass •ᴥ• August 4, 2021

Mass party

Huge party typically full of teenagers and early 20 year old guys looking for a quick root. Best to go to these parties fully clothed unless you're looking at getting pregnant or paying child support for the rest of you life. Mass parties generally don't have honourable amounts of food just booze and weed. Best mass parties are hosted in halls and clubs with mean lighting set ups

Chad: " yo Harley did you hear there's a mass party on Saturday?!"

Harley: " yeah I did, ifts going to have all the bass drops and sickest lighting set ups, I heard there's going to be over 300 people!!"

by Freegan.Banana August 11, 2016

Mass pee

1. Sabji’s name for sameep
2. Public restroom

What the fuck mass pee
Broo we went to the cleanest mass pee yesterday

by sabjiisnotock August 22, 2021

Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.

When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023