Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty October 2, 2012

Master Wadleigh

The genius who had a moment of inspiration and thought of "pound it" instead of the over-used word, "hashtag". Also the general of the Military Acapella Group on Skis (whom he taught to pull out), Master Wadleigh is an idol to us all.

While we were at the broccli tree, Master Wadleigh said, "what's happening?"

by MATOS member January 6, 2013

masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

master-b's

When one touches themselves to reach a self climax, slang definition of masterbate

Man when a girl master-b's it is amazing.

by Penguinsfan96 July 23, 2016

master ace

underground hip hop artist that people often mis pronounce

the only artist i listen to with the small exception of earlier birdmin exclusives

"excuse me, can you turn that off ? i only listen to master ace"
"i threw away my cameron and junior writer cd's because i only listen to master ace"

by engthegreat July 28, 2016