Mackenzie

Mackenzie's mostly have blonde hair and glasses. Mackenzie can look nice on the outside, but once you meet her in person she doesn't seem as nice. Mackenzie's are mostly always looking to be in the popular group. They are a little lonely too. Once they find a friend, they become attached to that friend. They are also mostly born into money. Their parents spoil them until they shut up because they are always complaining. If you ever see a Mackenzie , try to stay away from her because she might get you into some deep trouble.

Mackenzie: * sits with the popular group*
*everyone stares at her*
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Mackenzie: " want to hang out this weekend "
Person: "Sorry I can't today"
Mackenzie: "then don't come to my party"
Person: "okay"

Mackenzie: *cries*

by Holappls June 13, 2018

Mackenzie

a stupid ass rude ass bitch whose back curves out

Eww its a Mackenzie

by JayTheCowwiww March 10, 2019

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009

mackenzie royer

Mackenzie is a girl who doesn't comprehend anything. She wearing neon fingerless gloves and is probably a weeaboo. She is obnoxious and doesn't understand whenever anyone tells her to do anything. Her presence annoys everyone and makes everyone want to drill into their head so reveal themselves from her voice :) Fuck you mackenzie

"UUURG I am so annoyed"
"Why? Is Mackenzie close by?"

" Can Mackenzie Royer come to the office?
"THANK THE LORD"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017

Mackenzie

Just a dumb stupid bitch that doesn't know how to communicate. One second everything will go amazing if "somthing" touches her leg. The next second she acts like a complete bitch. She loves sex but still bitches likes shes on period. I mean who am I kidding she does it every fucking day. She is very optimistic and all of the time of she gets in trouble with the law or anybody she screams white power everywhere she goes including the farmers market

Look at this dumb non-political shit lady she looks like a Mackenzie

by Angeljohnson February 18, 2018

Mackenna

Mackennas are amazing people they are usually Harry Potter nerds and hang around people named Kamille and ginger mackennas are the best people ever

Kamille- hey did you see mackenna
Ginger- ya she’s right over there she’s the best person ever

by Crazy bitch #2 July 5, 2018

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010