tard machine 

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

tard machine by knoby February 22, 2007

Boner Machine 

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

Boner Machine by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine 

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009

rice machine 

An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.

"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"

rice machine by Joe and Gary September 8, 2005

trip machine

A children's song about trippin' up on sex.

Mammy, will you sing trip machine?

Ahh... Give it me good.

trip machine by Zefi April 14, 2008

Fourth of July Machine Gun 

Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.

I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.

Fourth of July Machine Gun by mistermanager April 21, 2009

the arcade machine

Doing "the arcade machine" is the act of Finding a woman/man, bending them over and inserting a quarter into their asshole. Then proceeding to have intercourse with them for up to 25 minutes, or till game over (you finish)

Once the "game" is over, you may move onto the next person, or insert another quarter and play again.

Guy: hey babe wanna try the arcade machine?

Girl: uhhhh what's that?

Guy: *slides a quarter in ass* We playing pole position, and I'm cumming in first place

the arcade machine by asmallchild December 23, 2017