Georg Listing

Bassist for German rock band Tokio Hotel.
Born Georg Moritz Hagen Listing on March 31, 1987 in Halle, Germany.
His favourite bands are Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Oasis.
Has somewhat of a reputation for being a ladies man alongside Tom Kaulitz, Tokio Hotel's guitarist.

Girl 1: Georg Listing is blatantly the hottest member of Tokio Hotel.
Girl 2: NUH-UH! Tom Kaulitz is!
(repeat above dialogue 31031987 times until you come to an agreement or just beat the other fangirl to a pulp XD)

by Katarina Michela March 7, 2008

Lissa-Lou

A Lissa-Lou is like having the best of both Lissa and Lou! Very similar to having the most exquisite blend of the sweetest fragrance combined. Everything great times two! When you are with this amazing woman you feel like you have the BEST of both worlds. The classic presence and simplicity of a rose with the most lush, delicate petals, and the deliciously sweet intoxicating scent of playful lilacs. Very sweet, versatile,kind, generous and fiesty. You will never experience a dull moment with a Lissa-Lou. This adorable lady has very full pouty sensual lipps, and gives very passionate melt in your mouth kisses. NEVER take this delicate creature for granted, otherwise she might slip away...

I don't know what is wrong with my man these days, he seems unsatisfied, it's just never enough..I just don't know what he expects. I just flat out told him...I am not a "Lissa-Lou!!"

by Ian Mac May 7, 2010

Tatyana Liskovich

Insane, passionate, marvelous, bipolar (in every good sense of the word), brilliant, sexual, loving, hating, vulnerable, hard, a pain in the booty, bouncy haired

think "girl from Malcolm in the Middle" meets Julia Roberts, crossed with some kind of multi-million dollar figure, crossed with a drama queen.

by Beth February 16, 2004

Lisa Simpson

Person that is very morally aware and politically correct, especially that which is among people whos morals are distinctly lacking.

"Lets go throw my mum's jewellery at cars while wearing no pants and playing Fuck The Police on my stolen stereo."
"No thats morally wrong."
"I hate you Lisa."

by JesusWritesPunkSongs June 11, 2006

The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

by poopdarichard October 1, 2009

listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Lisen

The most fair person you will ever meet. She very smart and likes to fight for what she thinks is right and once she starts fighting she fights like a woman possessed. Be happy she is on your side. Lisen is a very strong and beautiful person both in the inside and outside. She is very kind and good to the people around her.

Damn, I am so happy Lisen is my friend.

by MYP4B September 26, 2018