lion bar

Mans genitals after being infested with genital warts.

I pulled it out and it looked like a penut lion bar

by dawg December 1, 2004

lion

(n)- a person who is very masculine

That jacked person is a lion.
Amanda is not a lion.

by The all knowing June 3, 2006

not a lion

{phrase}
1. refering to not being a large predatory cat of the african savannahs
2. refering to the phrase "not lying" but putting it in animal terms for the cuteness between couples.

1. "Hey why did you pounce on me?"-friend
"Pounce? Im not a lion."-me
2. "Babe, you're cute. Im not a lion."-me
"Nope, you're a moose."-gf

by Moose face...cakes December 3, 2005

mountain lion

A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.

I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!

by mikesword April 29, 2010

White Lion

lame ass twat with big attitude problem

he's a whitelion !

by Torito July 26, 2003

Lion

Can be used to describe your manhood. The pubic bush being the maine and the truncated love length the dangerous bit. See 'peeling the lion'

"Go on Pizer get your lion out, and peel the bastard."

by Jebusmoore November 26, 2007

lions for lambs

(Phrase) Trading for the lesser of two evils, or the best possible outcome of a bad situation.

When my brakes went out i was going to hit the bus, but i traded lions for lambs when i ran over the guy on the bike instead.

I was going to hit my head but i put my hands out and traded lions for lambs by scraping them up instead of getting a concussion.

by Shawn Q December 13, 2007