Licking a tree and expecting syrup 

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

Licking a tree and expecting syrup by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Linkin Park 

A band leaded by now-dead snowflake. Lyrics are for those offended by everything. The vocalist committed suicide when he was 41, which makes use wonder: why so slow?

Linkin Park (blablabla, required) well, Somewhere I Belong is still a great one.

Linkin Park by anonymous July 8, 2021

licking balls 

its fucking amazing. the taste of cheese is amazing.

licking balls means to burn off your uncles pants and go down on him and lick his smelly cheese balls.

licking balls by ballsinmydickhole6969420 July 11, 2021

Linkfinger 

When you have fat fingers and fingerbang a women

Wow! steve gave me the linkfingers last night

Linkfinger by Bootypebbles98 July 14, 2021

licking the pen 

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

licking the pen by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

licking paper 

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

licking paper by WonTooThree July 31, 2021

liking 

Liking someone as in crush. you have to tell them you like them ok August 6 2021.

hey! i like you
hi i’m liking you

liking by Ali Vefa August 6, 2021