Annoying creatures found in the Enchanted Forest in the games Fantasy Quest and Fantasy Quest II. They constantly laugh at you no matter what you do. Both of these text-based games can be found at www.rinkworks.com.
Damn those lesbian pixies, always laughing at me! I swear one of these days I'm just gonna go in there and strangle them all to death! Meh.
by KiwiKittyBoy July 5, 2004
Get the lesbian pixies mug.The most extreme possible form of a combination of both urolagnia (urine drinking) and coprophagia (feces consumption), Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) is the consumption of lesbian human urine and feces directly from the urethra (pee hole) and/or anus (asshole) of a Lesbian Dominatrix/Mistress into the consuming lesbian's mouth and swallowing it.
Typically, and Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has been trained in precise bladder and bowel control and is able to produce mass quantities of her female liquid and solid wastes into her lesbian slave's mouth at will.
Additionally, a Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has full mastery of her daily diet giving her the knowledge of what foods and liquids to consume, when to consume them, in what quantities and order to consume them, and can accurately predict the exact day (and usually time of day) their related feminine urine and feces will be excreted from her genitalia.
It should be noted, the most proficient Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes (usually found in Amsterdam, Paris, London, Bangkok and Las Vegas) can even predict the detailed textures, colors and smells (and intensity of those smells) of their feminine bodily excretions.
Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes can charge large fees for these activites, up to $5000 an hour depending on her virginity, age, beauty, abilities, bladder/intestinal capacity and fame. Some of these ladies even charge by physical measurement (ounce, pound, quart, liter, gram, kilogram, etc). Fees may be paid by consuming lesbians, spectators, slaves or a combination of any or all.
In 2008, it was rumored Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra were each paid $1,000,000 for a week of lesbian bondage, forced hot-piss enemas and Immaculate Body Service by a rich 26-year-old socialite and her sexy mom from Washington DC.
Typically, and Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has been trained in precise bladder and bowel control and is able to produce mass quantities of her female liquid and solid wastes into her lesbian slave's mouth at will.
Additionally, a Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has full mastery of her daily diet giving her the knowledge of what foods and liquids to consume, when to consume them, in what quantities and order to consume them, and can accurately predict the exact day (and usually time of day) their related feminine urine and feces will be excreted from her genitalia.
It should be noted, the most proficient Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes (usually found in Amsterdam, Paris, London, Bangkok and Las Vegas) can even predict the detailed textures, colors and smells (and intensity of those smells) of their feminine bodily excretions.
Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes can charge large fees for these activites, up to $5000 an hour depending on her virginity, age, beauty, abilities, bladder/intestinal capacity and fame. Some of these ladies even charge by physical measurement (ounce, pound, quart, liter, gram, kilogram, etc). Fees may be paid by consuming lesbians, spectators, slaves or a combination of any or all.
In 2008, it was rumored Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra were each paid $1,000,000 for a week of lesbian bondage, forced hot-piss enemas and Immaculate Body Service by a rich 26-year-old socialite and her sexy mom from Washington DC.
Audrey: What is the first thing I need to do to get ready for our lesbian sex with Paris and Carmen? I really want to impress them both. They are soooo sexy!
Judi: You are NOT having any SEX with them, my dear little girl! Instead, Paris, Carmen and myself will be using you as a Lesbian Human Toilet. I have ordered Paris to also bring her Lesbian Queening Stool.
The best thing you can do, Audrey, is stick your slender fingers in your mouth and vomit up all the food in your girl-stomach right now and get ready to be filled with a million dollars of Hollywood star excretions. Paris calls it Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) !
Audrey: Oh my god!, the thought makes me SICK!
Judi: Good, just the thing to clean out your digestive track!
Judi: You are NOT having any SEX with them, my dear little girl! Instead, Paris, Carmen and myself will be using you as a Lesbian Human Toilet. I have ordered Paris to also bring her Lesbian Queening Stool.
The best thing you can do, Audrey, is stick your slender fingers in your mouth and vomit up all the food in your girl-stomach right now and get ready to be filled with a million dollars of Hollywood star excretions. Paris calls it Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) !
Audrey: Oh my god!, the thought makes me SICK!
Judi: Good, just the thing to clean out your digestive track!
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 23, 2009
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Girls that just want to feel special or different by saying they're Lesbian but still like guys aka Semi Lesbian 100% Not valid btw
by ಠ ೧ ಠ October 21, 2022
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Get the lesbian tongue mug.A person, biologically male, who are sexually attracted to women; but who wish they could have sex with women AS a woman, as in, lesbian style. During fantasy, they imagine themselves as a female with other female(s). May often simulate female sex via anal toys and feminizing hormones. They would probably like to be pegged by a girl. May or may not be transgender.
My boyfriend is a lesbian man... he just wants to be pegged by a woman, but he isn't turned on by guys.
by Plasmondubstep September 21, 2017
Get the Lesbian Man mug.The meaning of a bisexual lesbian is a woman
1) that is sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to men or vice versa
2) Attracted to both, but more attracted to women
3) Attracted to men one day and women the other day
There are multiple definitions for this word, but the word itself is lesbophobic and ignorant. It is NOT valid and someone saying that it's disrespectful to lesbians because they do NOT like men is not and never will be under any circumstances biphobic. A lesbian is a non-man who is attracted to non-man. Bisexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or to more than one gender. A lesbian does NOT like men, a bisexual person does. Putting two sexual orientations that have two different attractions is not cool under any circumstances. Bisexual lesbian is NOT a valid sexuality, it's lesbophobic, disrespectful, and downright ignorant and if you use the term you need to educate yourself
PS. There is nothing wrong with being lesbian or bisexual, both are valid and deserve the undermost respect.
1) that is sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to men or vice versa
2) Attracted to both, but more attracted to women
3) Attracted to men one day and women the other day
There are multiple definitions for this word, but the word itself is lesbophobic and ignorant. It is NOT valid and someone saying that it's disrespectful to lesbians because they do NOT like men is not and never will be under any circumstances biphobic. A lesbian is a non-man who is attracted to non-man. Bisexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or to more than one gender. A lesbian does NOT like men, a bisexual person does. Putting two sexual orientations that have two different attractions is not cool under any circumstances. Bisexual lesbian is NOT a valid sexuality, it's lesbophobic, disrespectful, and downright ignorant and if you use the term you need to educate yourself
PS. There is nothing wrong with being lesbian or bisexual, both are valid and deserve the undermost respect.
C: "Hey, Sarah what are you again?"
S: "Oh hey Clare and I'm a bisexual lesbian, I like men and women, but I'm attracted to women more".
C: "But Sarah lesbians don't like men, they're two different sexual orientations, don't you think that is a bit lesbophobic and I hate to break it to ya, but you're just plain bisexual, having a stronger attraction to women in any form doesn't mean you're a lesbian IF you still having feelings for men whether it is sexual, romantic, etc"
S: " Oh wow, I didn't know that. I'm truly sorry for being lesbiphobic, I didn't know and I didn't mean to please forgive me"
C: "Sure, It's fine"
Define bisexual-lesbian- A bisexual lesbian is a woman who is more attracted to women than men but still attracted to men.
S: "Oh hey Clare and I'm a bisexual lesbian, I like men and women, but I'm attracted to women more".
C: "But Sarah lesbians don't like men, they're two different sexual orientations, don't you think that is a bit lesbophobic and I hate to break it to ya, but you're just plain bisexual, having a stronger attraction to women in any form doesn't mean you're a lesbian IF you still having feelings for men whether it is sexual, romantic, etc"
S: " Oh wow, I didn't know that. I'm truly sorry for being lesbiphobic, I didn't know and I didn't mean to please forgive me"
C: "Sure, It's fine"
Define bisexual-lesbian- A bisexual lesbian is a woman who is more attracted to women than men but still attracted to men.
by Yourfavlesbian July 19, 2021
Get the Bisexual-lesbian mug.An all female group of people who like to hang out and ride their bikes. Often deny they are lesbian, even though it is extremely obvious they are.
Morgan: Want to join our biker gang?
Adam: No, I do not want to join your lesbian biker gang.
Morgan: We're not lesbian!
Cassie: Grr!!! Lesbian attack!
Adam: No, I do not want to join your lesbian biker gang.
Morgan: We're not lesbian!
Cassie: Grr!!! Lesbian attack!
by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006
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