Far Kill

A pun on 'Fuck You'

John got far killed by his boss

by nfw March 3, 2010

kill'emalism

The ideology that in order for the earth to advance at the most efficient rate, those impoverished should be eliminated.

Edit: Also referred to as "awesomism".

The vast majority of populous countries are a burden on the rapidly advancing global economy. A following under the kill'emalism regime is the most viable solution to the declining state of the world.

by globular August 15, 2010

Post kill

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.

Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.

by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011

Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

by OddThomas June 29, 2011

Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

winter kill

(noun) A newcomer to a mountain village who buys or rents a property, but who is perceived by the community as being too 'soft' or fragile to remain after struggling through his first, tough, winter season there.

Everyone marked me as "winter kill." They understood mountain life, took one look at me and figured I'd be gone after my first winter.

by Red Feather August 1, 2013

kill shade

Generally an African American dominated area of a community where a lot of crimes happen, mostly murders.

(Kill)=murders (shade)= a darkened out area, in this case a black community

"Ey we finna head down to the 7/11 or what?"

"Nigga you crazy, that's right in the kill shade! You'll be starin down the barrel of a choppa in two minutes!“

by Korbin the iceman November 18, 2013