please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

jinksy

a "cutsie" term used in place of: to masterbate, to jerk off, to wack off, etc.

"After my best girl friend left, I needed to jinksy SO badly."

"Did you think about me while you jinksyed last night?"

by darkhairroxmysox March 18, 2007

junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want

it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail

by lunar shadows August 2, 2004

punch in the junk

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.

i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk

by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008

junk

a mix if jazz and punk

"That junk music wasnt too bad.."
"What? If its junk then how is it any good?"
"You dipshit! Learn your lingo..."

by Alisha July 8, 2004

Junk

Vicodin, Percoset, Oxycontin crushed up and snorted up the nose.

"Hey, you got any junk?" "You know what we need? SOME JUNK" "That guitarist was so fucked up on junk last night it looked like his prostate was about the size of a grapefruit"

by Michael T. Grace April 29, 2005

jenks

A huge cock that is proudly on display.

"Sniff my f****ing jenks bitch"

by Stevie121312 December 28, 2005