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Jose Espinoza 

he's a shy little birthday boy that like Jackie R and always tries to deny it.
He also loves peepee in his mouth and ass
he is the king of gay and he knows it
The fattest person on earth, he has friends named Kevin, Nick and Ash.
Omg it’s a jose! PLEASE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME!!
Jose by Owwoowens July 12, 2020
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Order: Perciformes
Family: Purnicheriphoridae

A type of fish indigenous to the water of south India (most bountiful off the shore of Kerala).
Has been seen sparingly in the waters of Long Island NY.

Well adapted to life in salt water, has been known to survive out of water for several hours, days, and even months with periodic dampening.

It is well known for its large club like snout, which has lead scientists to believe it to be a cousin of the modern day marlin or swordfish. While recent studies have shown this to be not true, and this characteristic has occurred as a result of convergent evolution.

While much is not know about this particular species we do know that it has been seen in the company of various Disney characters particularly one “silly old bear

Josemon are rarely table fare. Most modern sport fishermen release Josemon after unhooking. Some Josemon that are top record setting fish are taken and weighed on shore.
josemon by Dr FISH PhD March 30, 2008

san jose 

The only city in US history to make such a big deal out of recently becoming the "10th Largest City in the Country." They have celebrated this fact and continue to tell everyone else about it as though anyone gives a fucc. Detroit recently lost this "elite" status as of July 2005, but no one there probably is aware of this fact because they have better things to focus on. San Jose: the first capitol of CA, the 10th largest city in the nation, 3rd largest in CA, and largest in the Bay, and not a single aspect of it is any more interesting than this trivia that no one cares about in the first place!!
San Jo Fudgepacker A: Hey dawg, did you kno that if you count all the dirt and barren hills in San Jose it has more land space than any other city in the Bay?

San Jo Fudgepacker B: Awww shit my nigga! We got a larger population here too! That along with the fact that in '91 we finally got a professional sports team (the Sharks) gives us a chance to talk about how great our city is all day long! Finally life has meaning!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Right! Now when we spend our days talking shit about Frisco to outsiders we have something to tell them. I'm so giddy! Bend me over and have your way with me!
san jose by BayAreaRidah41510 May 23, 2006
The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.
Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.
Jose by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 4, 2014
Jomar is what they would call her in Spanish and this person looks like a horse at most times if not they would probably look like a rusting old shoe.
She is so josea
josea by Jmoneyb June 25, 2017