Jockass

A jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan's impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.

The fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years Then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jockass known to man, and crushed the fan's spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.

by SpurnedShark January 2, 2010

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mp3 jockey

Someone Who acts like there a "DJ" and then resumes to play the most played out songs over the internet on something Called "Shoutcasting".

Usually This person gets about 3-5 listeners on average and thinks there music knowlegable and "DJ" experienced.

"Man listen to this kids new turntables , Oh you mean that mp3 player , Yea bro this mp3 jockey has got be spinning!"

by DanielEsper September 12, 2006

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Shit Guzzling Rim Jock

1. Homosexual

2. Stupid Person, usually male, but not always.

3. Slutty Gay,

4. fun insult

1. Dude, turns out my best freinds brother is a shit guzzling rim jock

2. Oh! look what she did to my hoover.. shit guzzling rim jock!

3. Whoa slow down man, you are turning into a shit guzzling rim jock

4. shut up man, you shit guzzling rim jock

by Vickeesgay October 30, 2007

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