Kevin Jonas

The lead guitarist of the wonderful band, The Jonas Brothers.

Extremely talented, gorgeous, sexotic, and all around awesome!

Paul Kevin Jonas Jr.

HOMG. Kevin Jonas you're so hot! OH!

by Taylorkins September 25, 2007

The Jonas Brothers

A form of being a gay failure.

- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"

by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009

Jonas Brothers

see dick sucker

The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh

by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009

Jonathan

A really immature person with a very awkward sense of humor, but very fun to talk to. Jonathan is the type of guy you meet during your freshman year of high school and get into very fun and stupid situations with, he can't handle serious situations very well but he is very kind.

You: yo Jonathan wanna do something completely stupid.
Jonathan: Hmmmm lemme think about it
You: we coul...
Jonathan: HELLL YEAAAA!!!!

by ManOfSoup February 24, 2017

Jonathan

A white boy that has a small thing and is not good at basketball

omg i was such a Jonathan in basketball today I wish a was playing like a charlee

by acool10 May 27, 2017

Jonas

Life its self, also the new god.

Jonas is life, or oh my jonas!

by Minaa April 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers

a group of retarded fuck heads with down syndrome

the jonas brothers band sucks big bobs dick

by wet waffle October 19, 2008