Jonathon

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

by Borne February 12, 2006

jonathon

a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'

1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????

by mother-by-proxy July 18, 2008

Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.

Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!

by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013

jonathon

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.

Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!

by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

JONATHAN WATSON

A LIMPET, VAJAY-JAY, WEE POTATO EATING LEPRECHAUN, WANKER

JONATHAN WATSON LIKES TO GO HUG A ROCK FOR FUN AND PLAY HOT POTATO WITH HIS KINFOLKS THE LEPRECHAUNS.

by AGNUS_EDITH August 16, 2011

johathan

a transsexual that has a fetish for dolls and likes to lick shit off the bottom of people's shoes

(2 a man whore

"look at that hobo that is such a johathan."

by thehitman40 July 26, 2016