Skip to main content

Pelican Jesus

(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.

(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul

Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.

Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017
mugGet the Pelican Jesusmug.

Jesus Jeri

Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did

Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
Person 1: I just bought tickets to a concert for tomorrow!

Person 2: Jesus Jeri!!
by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023
mugGet the Jesus Jerimug.

Snow Jesus

Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.
James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!

Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
by Indythrift December 9, 2008
mugGet the Snow Jesusmug.

jesus turd

"jesus turd!!", that fish tastes like spunk.
by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006
mugGet the jesus turdmug.

heels to jesus

Heels to Jesus

One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
"Bro, I went heels to Jesus with Becky last night! I swear I had her speaking in tongues."
by _NoneOfYourDamnBusiness_ April 20, 2015
mugGet the heels to jesusmug.

Jesus Poop

When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.

It is referred to as a "JP" for short.

May is the official National JP Month
Jesus poops help save the world, by enabling the person to reuse toliet paper.
by Habu May 2, 2008
mugGet the Jesus Poopmug.

jesus clip

A spring clip that holds a pin in place.
Hand me that jesus clip.
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
by buggum July 6, 2006
mugGet the jesus clipmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email