(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017
Get the Pelican Jesusmug. Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023
Get the Jesus Jerimug. Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.
James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
by Indythrift December 9, 2008
Get the Snow Jesusmug. by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006
Get the jesus turdmug. Heels to Jesus
One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
by _NoneOfYourDamnBusiness_ April 20, 2015
Get the heels to jesusmug. When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
by Habu May 2, 2008
Get the Jesus Poopmug. Hand me that jesus clip.
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
by buggum July 6, 2006
Get the jesus clipmug.