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face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.
That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!
by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019
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Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
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ballsack jerry

A weird mysterious dude. Often just dances randomly and says “ayeee” like the fonz.
Ballsack Jerry: *Doing something weird as fuck*
Person #1: “What they hell is he doing?”
Person #2: “Idk man that’s some Ballsack Jerry shit!”
by nayrdivad January 31, 2020
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Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.
Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me
by 064m4 February 26, 2020
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Jill Jerry

A rich white women in their late 20s with conservative values
Kathy was being a real Jill Jerry yesterday when she said abortions should be illegal
by JimmyNeutronFan549 October 24, 2020
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Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020
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Dirty Jerbear

Is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.

It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.

The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.

It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
A new Dirty Jerbear has been named.
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird March 11, 2021
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