jesus swift

a good person (jesus) and a 🐍 (taylor swift)

"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."

by youredisappointing August 31, 2017

Personal Jesus

1) Cool song originally done by Depeche Mode and covered by such people as Gravity Kills, Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Cash.

2) Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares

1) Personal Jesus is one of Depeche Mode's best known song

2) Pick up the receive, I'll make you a believer

by Gamblor October 23, 2004

jesus sandwich

the wafer the priest gives during communion
(also referred to as christ sandwich)

a person visiting a catholic church asks, "what is that they're eating?" The reply, "that's a jesus sandwich!"

by Westley Juston Kevin December 30, 2006

Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!

Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.

by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009

Jesus Jammies

A required undergarmet that Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (mormons)must always wear.

"Her jesus jammies are showing!"

by JennyJET October 16, 2008

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004