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Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy
by Le Beignet January 17, 2021
mugGet the Jam Anusmug.

Jam Tomorrow

The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.

Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.
Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.
by Tardisgx November 9, 2018
mugGet the Jam Tomorrowmug.

jam & butterfly

a song that falls within the genre of cock music
jam being the gushy gushy while the butterfly refers to the bees from the birds and the bees. the irony here however is that jaehyung park is allergic to honey
by turtle wurtle December 4, 2020
mugGet the jam & butterflymug.

Jam in the middle

dont search up jam in the middle, stay innocent children
by I just cry July 20, 2021
mugGet the Jam in the middlemug.

Bollock Jam

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"
by Wolfish September 27, 2012
mugGet the Bollock Jammug.

Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh
by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015
mugGet the Jam spongemug.

josh jam

Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.
The Dow 30 got another josh jam, up +30 in the last few minutes - that's the third day in a row!
by evanesce June 6, 2011
mugGet the josh jammug.

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