Jacob

A meme lord

Wow what a great meme a Jacob must have made it

by Jeff hoe January 17, 2018

Jacob

Has a very small pp but can still pleasure boys, he is mostly attracted to boys that names start with the letter c. Is not the alpha male and mostly just receives.

Remember that kid named Jacob? He's a little bitch.

by Bigppoverall June 7, 2020

Jacob

1. The biggest fuck boy you ever had the misfortune to meet.
2. The one and only Jacob Collier.

He is such a Jacob. I heard he dumped his gf for Stacey.

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

Jacob Benner

Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)

Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.

PS,

im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:

by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011

Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016

karl jacobs

a really hot man <3

omg is that karl jacobs the hottest man t exist?? 🥵

by hekoo February 26, 2022