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If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!
Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat
by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021
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jack-grease

(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
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jack main

A player of the hit 2007 game Osu of the game mode, mania, who mains a skillset known as jacks. Said player is often cringe as jacks cringe.
tech main : oh yeah you know winther

speed main : yes i know but he hack and jacks cringe he jack main

stamina main : jacks more like (cringe
by upr- September 2, 2021
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Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
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Jack Lamango

A slightly weird, cool, chill, and funny guy on twitter
Hey! did you see Jack Lamango,s newest tweet? He's so cool!!
by lanzerrr January 16, 2023
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Steamy Jack

The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.
"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"
by Brandon Dun. August 4, 2007
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chai-jack

Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."

"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
by Songstress May 20, 2008
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