Guard "
Um, ah shit this is gonna suck- Harod? Um... King Harod?"
Harod "What!?"
Guard "Um... Shit... There's a guy running around saying he's the creature
dawg."
Harod "Pft! What!?" *snickers*
Guard "Uh... Yeah... It's
pretty bad
man."
Harod "Wait, what?" 🤨
Guard "Yeah, no he is walkin on water and shit... Making
fish-"
Harod "MAKING FISH! OH! OOOOOOH SHIT"
Guard "Yeah........"
Harod "OOOOOH SHIT! OH! I'M HYPERVENTILATING! OOOOOH! THIS!"
Guard "Yeah..."
Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"
Guard "I donno
man..."
Harod "OOOOH SHIT.... He is going to fuck our shit UP MY GUY!"
Guard "Damn..."
Harod "Yeah! This is not a good thing. What's happening right now? We are
fucked! Oh
man- Where is it!? What is it even doing!? What do I even call it!?"
Guard "He's- Yeah... He's like a guy
man. He's Jesus. He's got a
name and everything. He's like a guy now... In the world. Just HERE."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yahp..."
Harod "Get it. Get rid of it. Wait! Bring it here... Bring it here I need to see it."
Guard "How... Am I supposed to..."
Harod "Bwah, shit I don't know... Get a bunch of guys. Grab him. Put him in a sack."
Guard *sigh*
Harod "Yeahyeah I know it's... Look. We gotta get it
man. Holy shit this is really bad..."
Guard "Yeah... Alright..."
