turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

by chunk a and ba dunka dunk February 23, 2005

Itchy Bancho

What happens when you don't wipe your bung hole good enough.

Kid: Mom, I have an itchy bancho!
Mom: Well, you should wipe your bancho better!

by No Amnesty October 27, 2007

itchydou

a bunch of homosexual men getting together drinking alcohol and touching each other

"dude are we getting itchydou tonight?"
"heck yessss ill bring the lube!!!"

by Penis12131231 February 3, 2007

Itchassness

The term "itchassness" is slang term for when you have a bad case of itchy ass. itchassness broke out as a wide-spread epidemic catch phrase, and has been played out, forgot about and played out again throughout the states.

John: "I Gotta bad case of itchassness"

Ronald: "me too, ask your mom if she's into scratchassness, it's right in the crack."

by Chadly McBrix January 14, 2010

itchweed

Itchweed is the hottest guy ever. He has the biggest dick that I have ever seen. I would love to date itchweed.

A, did you see itchweed yesterday.
B, yeah I did he had a giant Bonner.

by Itchweed1738 May 21, 2016

Itchie wawa

A term used for getting ladies snatch

I'm gonna go out and get me some itchie wawa to tonight boys!!

by Acornsss May 24, 2017

Itchy nose relationship

An itchy nose relationship, is when two people are dating and are confident enough to itch their noses in front of each other.

Is it an itchy nose relationship??
We have an itchy nose relationship

by Thelahan June 6, 2018