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Snake meal

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals
I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today
by Michaelpapercompany July 22, 2023
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Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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Four course meal

A (Four course meal) is someone who is heavyset but looks good at the moment.
Look at that (four course meal )over there he/she looks thick and good.
by ShAgGy4097 October 13, 2020
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Chigga Cheese Meal

Traditionally a word used to insult someone but is also a meal consisting of a flat bread, bovril, gherkins and cheese.
"You smell like a chigga cheese meal" , "you look like a chigga cheese meal", "I'm gonna make a chigga cheese meal"
by Mr.Chigga November 30, 2023
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”
by Murlock69 July 13, 2023
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meal chucker

cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.
"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"
by Tex1 December 2, 2007
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