English book

Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book

Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified

by Chinnage March 7, 2022

book of friends

Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3

Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!

by Sxxls_. June 9, 2021

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010

short book

Someone who can be easily be read or anticipated.

That Nigga is so short book he ain't fooling nobody

by Djfatbac April 17, 2014

Bipolar Booking

When a Facebook friend doesn't log on for a week or more, and then when they finally log on, they go manic all over your wall and comment on everything you've posted since they last logged on.

Man, my mom was bipolar booking last night.....35 new comments on my wall.

by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012