Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Ice cream truck

Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.

You want a SpongeBob popsicle?

Ice cream trucks are so lit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Ice Cream Sandwich

he's a youtube animator/comic artist you fucking horns i get that this website is majorly dedicated for sexual definitions but you guys took it too far

you disgust me

IT'S ALSO A FOOD BY THE WAY-

Ice Cream Sandwich is legitimaly funny,

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 5, 2023

free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

Ice Cream Sandwich

getting a tit fuck from an Eskimo

ever heard of an ice cream sandwich...? No..? Retard

Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich

by Mr. Virgin May 13, 2019