Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

Hurted

Past tense of pain

Damn maine that shit hurted

by Ghkost August 15, 2020

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023

hurted

the incorrect way to say hurt/ the way a child would speak about his/her injury

ow I hurted my toe mommy!

by Timmyinnit March 15, 2021

Hurt

a hurt is something that got hit, bumped, or pouched

o=w i got hur t,ahc hurt

by theSoik November 8, 2021

Hurt Town

A place a hipster escapes to after heartbreak or rejection.

He was so heartbroken after the love of his life left him we went straight to Hurt Town.

It is not going to work out between us... I need you to go to Hurt Town now.

by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015

bung hurt

a state of discomfort similar to unwillilng anal penetration

I hope Doug isn't bung hurt that his name was used in the Urban Dictionary example of "bungover".

by Rev1guy March 7, 2014