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Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018
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Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity
This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.
by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018
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Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019
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Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.
Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.
by Justden May 11, 2019
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Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.
"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"
by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020
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Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.
Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.
by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020
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Human god

Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796
Chad is a human god and a human angel
by Human god September 27, 2020
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