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Headlights off the hook

Take a look at Jody. Homegirl has her headlights off the hook.
by gulliver1953 January 20, 2009
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Ring Around the hooker

Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.
(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."
by SpecAgentWhite September 21, 2011
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cheap walmart hooker

1. A hooker that hangs around Walmart

2 a slut the walks around Walmart all day looking for someone to fuck

3 an insult that started online often implying someone's mom is a hooker
1 hey Ben look at the cheap Walmart hookers I bet you can hire one later tonight

2 that lady's such a cheap Walmart hooker all she's doing is looking for poon

3 hey Ben your moms a cheap Walmart hooker
by Theeyelessmonster April 15, 2014
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Corned Beef Hookah

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices
I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig
by JacobConvictG18 January 19, 2015
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Off The Hook

A duo of singers at Splatoon 2. They replaced the squid sisters.
Did you saw the performance of Off The Hook at the splatfest? It was amazing!
by Cyanite_Gem October 12, 2017
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Blue sky hook

A fake piece of equipment you can tell the new guy on the job to go get.
I told Scott to go into the back of my truck and grab the blue sky hook
by Dirty pheasant December 16, 2019
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Bob the hooker

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.
Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"
by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020
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