hobo stare 

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.

your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...

hobo stare by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012

Hobo dirty 

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.

"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."

Hobo dirty by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012

Hobo Blumpkin 

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.

I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.

Hobo Blumpkin by kdbamaman November 11, 2012

hobo hotness 

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

hobo hotness by G. Error October 31, 2013

hobo coat 

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

hobo coat by Csm1967 November 21, 2013

Hobo Meat 

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée

Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.

Hobo Meat by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014

hamboxing 

when you get inside a car, close all the windows, and smoke an entire ham

"Why does my car smell like smoked ham?"

"Dude, we were hamboxing it on Friday."

hamboxing by hambox November 22, 2016